A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra: A compendium of the best jokes, gags and one-liners

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Talent is abundant, the willingness to work hard is rare,” he says. “Write every day. Gig every night. You’ll progress.” it was like music to my arse. I got down on my knees and thanked dog. Then I removed it from this years Satan list.

She’d only been working at the clinic for two days when one doctor called the other into his office and said they’d have get rid of Nurse Nora. I went to a dyslexic rave last night. Everyone was taking F’s and a a bloke in the corner was trying to inject a heron. O.K so I cant spell mi way ot ov a peper bag, but i stil hs vry god self asteem so it dosnt mater that i has this ishew. It seems in this day and age of corporate sponsorship, that Citibank is paying for the naming priveleges. and, hence, "CitiField." And maybe that's not a bad thing being that there have been unconfirmed reports that dyslexic tennis fans wanting to see the U.S. Open at Artur Ashe Stadium in Forest Hills had been showing up at Shea Stadium in Flushing. Why was the dyslexic person great at solving puzzles? Because they always saw things from a “different” angle!Humor has long been a coping mechanism for dealing with life’s challenges, and dyslexia is no exception.

I proclame that with the new age of technology and computers coupled with the power of the internet that the word nerd shall be rewritten as nird...its more arrowdynamic. I’ll give you an example. We’ve just got a little dog. It was my turn to walk him, and as I was leaving the house my wife reminded me: ‘Don’t forget poobags?’. Talking casually gives you more leeway for jokes. If it were on Radio 4, she should have said ‘Don’t forget the poobags’. She didn’t say the ‘the’ because in real life we don’t talk proper, but technically that changes the meaning. My girl friend calls me a god. At first I was pleased, but now I'm not so sure as I remembered she's dyslexic! I saw my friend stood outside the Doctor’s today. He looked really worried and upset so I asked him, “What’s the matter?” What’s a dyslexic’s favorite dessert? “Fried ice cream” – it’s as delicious as it is challenging to spell!

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Please keep in mind that what follows is all presented not to exploit what is truly a problematic learning disability, but rather to have some fun with anagrammatic word play.