Shark-infested Custard: The Joke Book to Get Your Teeth into

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In 2008, he won two BAFTAs, and another in 2009 for Best Entertainment Performance. In 2009, he won two British Comedy Awards, making it his sixth award. He also won again in 2011, but was unable to be there and sent Wagbo to collect it on his behalf. He was also nominated for 3 other awards, including the People's Choice Award, which was won by Miranda Hart. Hill's screen wife Mai Sung also made several appearances on the show, mainly on the theme of trying to steal his Abbey National bank savings book. Another character that featured on the show was Stouffer the Cat, a glove puppet cat made from blue rubber. Stouffer would normally sit in a throne, supported by a rubber arm in the style of Rod Hull, and was employed to intimidate guests during Hill's standup routines. Some of Stouffer's catchphrases are "he got a big face" and "sorted – respect due". [ citation needed] A Complete History of Tim (the Tiny Horse) was published in November 2012 which contains the first two Tim the Tiny Horse novels, with four new stories. [22] Other projects [ edit ]

Seeing their brother with his eyes closed, Miguel and Manuel began to shout, directing him to the next stone. But Maximus refused to listen. To get to their family nest they had to sneak through the long grass, squeeze under the thorny berry bushes, and leap over five stones that crossed the splashing stream. The series was produced by Hill's long-running production company, Avalon Television, and was initially broadcast on ITV between 2005 and 2006. Hill co-wrote the series with the comedian Dean Wilkinson. Answer: Even though there are still many fish in the sea, he was netted into a relationship and got catfished. Shark Joke 51 Do you know why the battleground of Custard's Last Stand is still white even to this day? Because the Indians kept coming and coming and coming...But Olga the owl had been flying high and had seen Maximus in trouble. With her strong wings, she flew down just as the little mouse tipped over the roaring waterfall. She swooped him up safely, and put him down on the bank. In 2003, The Observer listed Hill as one of the fifty funniest acts in British comedy. In 2005, in a poll to find The Comedian's Comedian, he was voted amongst the Top 50 comedy acts ever by fellow comedians and comedy insiders. [29] In 2007, Hill was voted #5 on Channel 4's hundred greatest stand ups. On 13 December 2006, Hill won two Highland Spring British Comedy Awards, over the favourites Ant and Dec, which Hill made light of in his acceptance speeches. [30] a b Laws, Roz (28 February 2010). "7 things you never knew about Harry Hill". birminghammail . Retrieved 6 January 2020. Hill is a supporter of the Labour Party and canvassed for the party during the 2015 general election. [38] Filmography [ edit ] Television Year

In October 2005, Hill wrote and starred in Harry Hill's Shark Infested Custard, a thirteen part show broadcast in the CITV children's television slot, on ITV. While many of his well known characters, such as Stouffer and Garry Hill, his fictional layabout son from his first marriage, remained, it also showcased several new characters, including Speed Camera Boy, an outsider who is half boy and half speed camera, and Evelynne Hussey, a one-woman band who played a number of different instruments.

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Miguel was strong and could jump over two stones at a time. But he would always ask for his brother’s help with his first leap. This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Custard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Aw, hell, I'm giving this thing another star because I really did enjoy it. The best thing about the book is that it's from the point of view of these completely screwed up, horrible, unsympathetic guys, but it never breaks character or winks or gets meta for even a moment, and so you really do see things from their perspective. I would guess that most of the people whom I like and respect would really hate this book and, by extension, would hate me for liking it, so I don't recommend it unless you're a bad person or have at least got a wide unsavory streak. Turned up at a fancy dress party as jelly, custard and cream half an hour before anyone else arrived. I was a trifle early.